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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

five thing i learned today




-egocentric fools (you're not the only people in the universe.)

-a person who can hide behind a stupid matchstick.from a person who obviously is,LOOK IN THE MIRROR!you're not good as u think.

-''everything i do is for the good of the people'' .screwy ,u like politicians and bosses(youre make a good stand-up comedian asshole)

-inveterate meddler(im not you,so go away!)

-priceless (o0o) wuuhuuu...

i lived out an ideal universe

eat this


I used to occupy myself with these problems – when I was sitting here,watching what was happened. I understood everything then, very clearly,that is, as far as the mind permits one to understand things. I was more pure, more disinterested, so to speak. I didn’t have to defend or uphold anything, least of all a system which I never did believe in, not even as a child. I lived out an ideal universe, all on my own. It was very simple:full of hypocricy , hatred ,cheated and lied .But,I eliminated every disturbing and restraining element. Perfect freedom. If was a vacuum and in it I exploded.

no matter how hard i try,now matter how good i understand ,but in the end,no body cares.Do you care? ''f'' o0o (nah,read between the line man,read between the line) .So the question is: does anybody in the universe care about what the heck is goin on? or do you care that she ate a mediocre sandwich? ,seriously, I don't,

what im trying to say is,wake up!nobody care,even you lovable girlfriend,.you're fucked up! no one care.we should just send them to mars.What good are they when you're stuck on this shitty planet with assholes everywhere? Everywhere I look, assholes.. I can't concentrate anymore..

I can't wait until I become a hermit. Why? Because I hate people. Everywhere I go, people are there. Loud, filthy, obnoxious people dancing and singing. I wanted to walk this weekend, but I couldn't find any without people in them , and so, once again I'm forced to watch people walk around in circles pretending to know what the hell's going on. Nobody knows,nobody cares. We're all stuck on this miserable little rock, forced to follow with the system.

people just dont want to think anymore.

respectfully yours.pfffffffttttt~

Monday, October 25, 2010

im the man of the match!




i agreed that success is one of the most important aspects of life, everyone dreams of being successful. But the funny thing about life is, you cant always get what you want. Give yourself time, time in the form of failures and success; script your winning note yourself. 'You yourself is your greatest motivator'. None but you can prevent yourself from being a success. Then why spend amazing amount of time trying to figure out 'what next'. Broaden your horizons, think differently, unleash your mind; put it to a good use man!!. Call yourself 'I am my own man of the match'.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

saddest part.hardest part.

even panda has a heart.


Now im sitting all alone,while my cousin Azza (watching tv) and Nazril (had a good chat with his bestfriend).Hell,The internet is filled with so much trivial bull from such small minded people, that I felt fortunate to have stumbled upon this blog that I have started writing. Honest, truthful, and painful, it is comes from the depths of the deepest love and deepest hurt that i was gone through.

It's funny, because when I happened upon this blog it was after a huge misunderstanding, bad mood,.Sometimes, we just don't realize how good we have it until it's all gone. Appreciate your loved ones. Who knows what the future holds? I'm sure you didn't.

I haven't tasted any alcohol today, I don't know if that's good news or what, but i just cant keep off thinking about what happened last night. Was that some kind of sick joke?man,i miss her.yesterday was awesome,spending time with my girl was the best thing happened to me.and today is the bad day i guess and i know,no one give a shit.

But that's alright, i had been asleep all day, but the problem is will i be able to sleep tonight.shit happen sometime.
Yes, I know this is wrong but I am not out of my mind, I have to do this, I need to escape, I need to feel numb, I need to forget.pffft






Friday, September 3, 2010

MTV JACKASS DVD SHIT MARATHON!

morons morons morons

The other day one of my friends (who is no longer has a head because I upper-cut his head off--Mortal Kombat style) came up to me and said "Hey,saya ada beli CD baru.JACKASS!mari tingu".and i was ''BLING BLING''What the hell is wrong with people?

MTV is making millions of dollars for what? For having some guy marinate himself in pig shit and running around harassing people? Turn it off. Who the hell cares, really? What people don't realize is that they're not watching jackass; they are the jackass.man is not funny. It's not cutting-edge, original or interesting. It's not rebellious or anti-censorship. What it is, shit. Plain and simple. They might as well have some guy taking a dump on TV for 24 hours a day. Hell, I'd watch that. At least then I'm not being fooled into thinking I'm watching anything more.CIVILIZATION!

I have a great idea for a new MTV show. It's called "Dumbass." The premise is simple. I'd go door-to-door where people are watching MTV and I'd just sit there and record the glazed-over expressions on their faces. Then I'd market it to all you dumbass "EXTREME SPORTS" idiots and make millions. Man, I hate people.

Friday, August 27, 2010

MAN,WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

i dont understand the sort term of terrorist thingy.man,what wrong with people?

I was wandering around aimlessly at work the other day when I saw a my dad watching a video of some war footage in Afghanistan. It was a good opportunity to be unproductive, so naturally I stood there and watched. The video was in black and white, and was shot from the point of view of the gunship as it fired explosive rounds at people. There was a little cross hair on the screen, and you could hear chatter of the pilot as he dropped the bombs.

Every time the pilot clicked the trigger button, it resulted in an explosion a few seconds later. They were literally firing thousands of rounds per minute, easily using hundreds of thousands of dollars in ammunition on people; not tanks, not turrets, not even jeeps, but people. So this gave me an idea: rather than using $100,000 worth of ammo, why don't we take $100,000, convert it to pennies, then drop the pennies on people instead? You could get 10 million pennies for $100,000, which should be able to fill at least 40 bags full of pennies. Thus we could drop bags of pennies more frequently than bombs, which could mean big savings for our military. Hell, you don't even have to drop them in bags to kill people. You could tape the pennies together 10 at a time and drop them from a height of 5,000 feet and kill damn near everything on the ground (and in a war on terrorist(terrorist??), this is exactly what you'd want to do).

Instant reparations I call it: operation penny-drop. It's the perfect way to win a war. Even the dumbest won't be bitching because after the war is over and we've killed all the terrorists, the people who are still alive can rebuild their country by picking the pennies from the skulls of the dead people. Not only will we have won the war, but we don't even have to worry about paying war reparations. It's the perfect plan because everybody wins. We kill all the evil terrorists, and give them some of our own currency to rebuild their country with. Eventually when we open the first Starbucks in their country, we won't even have to worry about currency exchange because they can use the left-over money to buy beverages, and let's face it, who could resist an ice cold frappuccino after a long war?

The military probably won't consider this idea because it's too good. Realistically, the military will probably continue to drop traditional bombs. However, it's a well-known fact that a percentage of bombs we drop every year won't detonate. When we're talking about bombs that cost over $100,000, that could add up quickly, so what can we do in case the bombs don't go off?

man,i hate people.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

SEND THOSE RACIST BASTARD INTO SPACE


At first, I didn't think that wrinkled bag of shit deserved to go into space again, but now that I think about it, it's a great idea. I think more racist bastard people should be launched into space. Permanently. You see, it's a great idea because those bastard are so easily tricked! You just tell them anything, and they'll get confused all to hell, and then while they're not looking, you push them into the rocket, slam the door shut, and launch the bastards straight into the sun.

It's a simple plan. I call it by its code name: the "Get rid of all the racist bastard by launching them into the sun, because they're worthless" plan.

But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch those kind of people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too.

First, we hire billions of lumber jacks to take down as much of the rain forest as they can. Bonus to every team that causes the extinction of another species. Then, while all those hippies go down to protest the chopping of the trees, we fence them in and set the whole place on fire. If they complain, tough shit. They shouldn't have been so stupid to fall into our trap. whats wrong with people?!pffttt~~!